this alleged creature is nearly cyclopean in its narrow mindedness. so myopic is the broken glass republican that it would, it is said, crawl thru broken glass rather than vote for a member of the democratic party in a u.s. election. there has been no verifiable eyewitness account of this creature in actual 'glass crawling' mode and there is some doubt of the veracity to the claims of it's existence but imagine if such unquestioned loyalty existed!
how scary would that be, kids?
pretty scary, tell you what.