ho ho ho
this alleged creature is nearly cyclopean in its narrow mindedness. so myopic is the broken glass republican that it would, it is said, crawl thru broken glass rather than vote for a member of the democratic party in a u.s. election. there has been no verifiable eyewitness account of this creature in actual 'glass crawling' mode and there is some doubt of the veracity to the claims of it's existence but imagine if such unquestioned loyalty existed!
how scary would that be, kids?
pretty scary, tell you what.
he's a professor of psychology at a formerly prestigious institute. lobotomized against his will (like there's any other kind) he's managed to "override' the pacificatory and torpid effects of said lobotomy with the use of 'extreme' logic, ie. if a given set of circumstances would require an act of aggression to logically resolve a situation, dr. jonz is able to initiate an act of aggression. example: if hitting someone on the head is the only way one would is to get thru a door and getting thru that door is only way one is going to live to see the sunrise and if seeing said sunrise is desirous then hitting said person on the head is logically the correct thing to do and would therefore not require the frontal lobe of the brain to initiate. i know, it's a little complicated, bare with me.
she's an evolutionary leap of zombie with a special taste for human pituitary gland. able to digest this gland in a manner which brings her out of a zombie brain dead stupor and back into a semi 'normal' state of brain function for a limited period of time.
he's a liberal progressive. (wow! how scary is that kids?)
she leans a little more towards libertarian.
a few of designs i feel turned out ok. they may have befell the terrible fate of being 'deemed' and therefore found inapropriate for the matter at hand. but i had fun drawing them and someone paid me to sit there and do that. for that i am thankful.
as with the henchmen below: real smudges on real animation paper from an authentic animation studio environment.
a few attempts at caricatures. these are of the illustrious and former leader of the canadian government: jean 'dat's right' chretien. the expressions i culled from photos taken during the gomery commission on misapropriations of tax dollars during the 1993 'fight to save canada'.
i find that some of these actually look like him though some don't.